zackisontumblr: waiting for someone to have a crush on me
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: the fear of...
laugh-addict: Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you suffer of hippopotomonst—“ Patient:
tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside. tupac is dead. exactly.
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
balkhy: roughrimjob: balkhy: *takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk* It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha
ewoksandwrackspurts: I wish self-esteem campaigns would focus less on “everyone is beautiful” and more on “who the fuck cares if you are beautiful or not”