May 2013
zackisontumblr:
waiting for someone to have a crush on me
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: the fear of...
laugh-addict:
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you suffer of hippopotomonst—“
Patient:
tessaviolet:
peachofcake:
tessaviolet:
i’m tupac on the inside.
tupac is dead.
exactly.
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...”
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
balkhy:
roughrimjob:
balkhy:
*takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk*
It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha
ewoksandwrackspurts:
I wish self-esteem campaigns would focus less on “everyone is beautiful” and more on “who the fuck cares if you are beautiful or not”
